You Need Incentives to Lose Weight!!
Because dieting
can be a pain in the butt,
we women need as many incentives as possible.
e.g. fur coat, diamond necklace...
If you can persuade
Mr. Man to cough up
the odd diamond all well and good.
If not, you need
to generate a
few incentives by yourself.
A good start is
to measure yourself all over.
Measure your bust, waist, hips,
thighs and upper arms.
Make a note of these
super-secret statistics,
lock them in your safe,
then have a stiff drink.
(You'll probably need one)
Then, each fortnight
or month,
re-measure yourself.
Each ½ inch lost
will do wonders
for your motivation.
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